| Tuesday, May 30, 2006
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Hackney Bumps as Poetry;
or,
The Cut-Up Technique Revisited by Computing
Back music Skateboarding
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Not vintage
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Because of it
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finest Finest searching
London Bumps
10 London
about
There some roll around fat
- done By There
Of it, seriously
spending
Hackney London Of 10
By sitting
All cool, spot hard
for Cigarettes in
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Soul you About
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The back dude
it, roll roll
Now a day
seriously listening future cool
The cool around not you
10 about Hackney
long out minutes,
Of A finding cool,
For To find Bumps Of Talking Hard
in now hours
Soul it Hackney
Seriously
Because You
for for
done Done
finding
And that poem is sitting
of that Because That who it.
Cigarettes have in skateboarding
to finding And Talking
skateboarding Bumps
that finding Northern spot step
DON'T FORGET 10 JUNE - THE DAY THE OLYMPICS COMES TO TOWN!
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| Tuesday, May 23, 2006
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Please kids,
www.hackneyolympics.com
This is the link for Hackney Bumps / Hackney Olympics. It contains a map that you can download on to your Ipod or PDA or satellite Navigator.
Meanwhile, in the real world, nothing is real.
If you wanna step up to this music business here's somethings that you will thank me for:
The Wipers, from Portland, USA, is fucking great stuff. Get their CD-box which contains their first 3 albums. Or if you are into piracy, you can get it from www.punktorrents.com.
Dead Moon, also from Portland, is sooo good it is not true. If a miracle happens they will play in London later this year; Euro dates confirmed already but none in UK.
Poison Idea, err yes also from Portland, is amazingly fucking gooooooood. Incidentially, if criminality is your schtick you will find their discography at punk torrents dot com.
Also recommendable, particularly as it seems to give credance to the whole Finlandia experience noticed below by Chimp, I give you Terveet Kadet from Finland. Very good Finn HC. Check 'em fucking Baltic Knives out!
Well well, I will see you over at Hackney Bumps soon.
All the motherfucklingly fuckiest best fucking wishes right off fuck,
But Until then, I remain,
Yours Fucking Fuckers truly
DJ Slobodopotan Napeolian Burgerking, a.k.a the Greek
(not to be confused with my near-namesake Slobodan Burgher, the Serb)
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| Monday, May 22, 2006
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skate there, it's what skateboards are for!
Hackney Bumps is in the southern part of Clapton Park, on Daubeney Road, E5 or get a number 242 bus, it goes somewhere nearby, Daubeney Road I think. it
goes there from Bank via Old Street and Kingsland Road. and yeah, so the weathers shit, suck it up Slobodan! You come from the
arctic anyway you monkey, so you must be used to shit weather!! the real
bummer is that it means we didn't finish Kennys ramp. It's just waiting for
the ply surface and then WOOOOHAAAAA!!!!! and CONGRATULATIONS FINLAND!! for both winning the Eurovision song contest
AND bringing something other than pop music to the table! Sami had a bet
with his wife that Finland would get more points than Sweden - and he won!
which means he gets out of doing the washing up for a week!! Rock and Roll loves you kids!!
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The weather here is pure shit. Cold as fuck, wet as piss and windy as farts. It is hell living on this stupid island. And they call it summer!
Meanwhile, you have to work for the man just to survive. So you do, on a stapple diet of noodles and cheap tobacco, that is, while you're left with just enough money to pay off the council tax. Which is then used to kill civilians abroad. Oh Great! Might as well join the army straight away.
Great hopes for the future! Free cancer, enough debts to vote Labour, ignorance is bliss!
Lets all immigrate to Russia.
Miserably Serbian wishes,
Slobodan "The Knife Among You" Burgher
photo courteously of my cousin, Balkan, who is a Serbian warlord.
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| Thursday, May 18, 2006
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Pros? Pah!
When I read mainstream skateboard magazines I get the feeling it is all some sort of hoax. Professional skateboarders? Pah! There is so much more to skateboarding than money, fame and bitches sucking you off at demos.
That's why the 243 SUPPORT skateboard team only consists of bozos, losers and old timers who are only sober 1% of the time they step on it. And this is a good thing. Soon there will only be non-professional D.I.Y-styled skateboard companies. In fact, soon there will not be any skateboard companies.
What we need is more CHIMPS on boards; not more Tony Kwaks, Danny Roads, Chad Buska et al. More 243 Support, less Demonic Incorporated Skateboards of USA Inc. More Circle, less Transworld. More Kaputt, less California.
So, please support your local CHIMP by praying for him every night before bedtime.
Please, bitte,
Yours best worstest speller,
Mrs. Darcy, head-teacher @ 243 Support High School
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| Wednesday, May 17, 2006
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STOP PRESS FOR JESUS' SAKE!
World-reknown legendary Swedish HC/Punk band MOB 47 is doing some reunion shows. They are playing in Stockholm in that shit poser hipster place Debaser (think Catch 22) on the 25 of May. Be there or drop dead.
READ AND SEE AND LISTEN HERE:
www.mob47.se
"Stop the slaughter - Liberate the animals"
"Karnvapen attack!"
"Tank pa barnen!"
etc
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Dear All,
Now that I have managed to extract the macro-insect population of my arsehole in a wide-sweeping and luck permitting successful genocide, I am glad to announce that the presidure was fairly painless. Lets hope that others who find themselves forced to undergo the same torturous and degrading treatment will find it equally cheerful.
Whilst awaiting the grand finale, when the horrid paste would be sprayed off, traditionally 24h after application begun, though I thought best to fry those bastard cockroaches for at least 26-27 hours instead (just to be sure), my time was spent glazing the white sheets of the world wide information highways.
The heated discussions at www.medialens.org and Persistance of Vision (http://members.boardhost.com/DT3rd/index.html) entertained me moderately until the lunch hour. Nutrition came in the form of half-pounder veggie burgers and owen cooked potatoes marinated in Paul Newman's Ranch-flavour sause -the plate was consequently sprinkled by the finest Irsih cheddar cheese (extra strong) and I found cause to add some Doritos Extra Hot Dip Sause to my plate. My stomach experienced such level of successful success that lunch was succeeded by chocolate and tobacco. It's lovely to be infected by cockroaches up in the arse if you manage to eat good.
After a couple of stormy hours fondling my GameBoy, the internet was presented once more. This time I found myself intrigued and stimulated by the Lost tv-show's alternative real-life Lost experience. It sounds goofy and it is, but it is also entertaining if you got time to kill. To play call this number 0800 66 66 40 and then click here http://www.thehansofoundation.org/ (or if you wanna cheat click here http://www.thelostexperience.com/) . I also found time to visit my friend Dave who is in Florida fighting the storm and the hybrids (http://www.didyouseethelights.com/).
So, as you understand, my day of torture, amoebas, itchy bollocks and arse, crazy bedhair action, sweaty feet and resistance was not too bad afterall. But if I see another scabies mite on my arm again, I will do the Braindead approach and cut off the arm to prevent further infection.
Yours fucking best friend in the world,
Slobodan Burgher, East Alaska
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| Tuesday, May 16, 2006
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trouble trouble....... and what better way to cause trouble than riding a skateboard. girls should check http://www.cherryskateboards.com I love Hackney Bumps, my lady lumps, blah blah I want to skate tomorrow but I have to help my grumpy flatmate move a
washing machine...
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| Monday, May 15, 2006
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gosh darn it!! my mac is so old I can't post photos on this here site. Ignore Tony's weird anti-female-skater ranting. skateboarding is for
everyone. Tony is just jealous coz girls skate better, smell better, and
look better than he does!! or maybe his fiance won't let him go outside and
play as he didn't do the dishes... and as for all the religious shit - what the fuck!?!?! God doesn't exist,
and anyone who has "proof" is just being conned by aliens or creatures from
another dimension who want to take control of this planet!!!!! maybe... God is a female alien skater, and can be found at Hackney Bumps on 10th June
2006... CHIMP
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| Friday, May 12, 2006
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basically the one on the left look like she just shat herself - the on eon the right looks like she is kinda hot or sumfin.
FRIDAY IS GODS DAY! HAIL MANOWAR!
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| Thursday, May 11, 2006
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it just looks... silly. init?
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"Males represented 90% of the participants in this subculture of skateboarding. In a subculture that does promote stereotypically feminine values, it appears odd that there are not more females participating. One of my formal questions addressed female participation. The responses generally reflected the dominant ideology that males and females have different social roles, and that sport, and by extension skateboarding, is a male domain."
[http://www.angelfire.com/hi/villavillacola/bettymenu.html]
Well, the opinion is open. I phones and asked Slobodan Burgher, self-proclaimed spokesman of underground terrorist group METAXA -the Abstract Skateboarding Union, what he thought about this view about skateboarding and feminism / sexism / slavery. I had to call his mobile many, many times before he answered but eventually I managed to get hold of him for his opinion:
Editor: So Mr Burgher, let me firstly ask you, are there too few women skateboarders?
Slobodan B: No, frankly, too many.
After that Mr Burgher simply hung up on me. I guess that says everything about skateboarding. My conclusions are final: it just a bunch of mascho bastards making bad noises with their stupid decks on wheels. I give up. Best do my PhD on nu-metal instead, I heard there is a nu-metal band called the Shits and maybe I can...
Nah.
Posted by: Mister Johnson, Bsc/Msc, lecturer in Suburbian Youth Culture at Uxbridge University
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for the viewers pleasure we can now upoload images too!
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| Wednesday, May 10, 2006
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hey folks,
finally its all working. means this site is finished. not as in over but all the sections are working. if you find anything that doesn't work as you expect it, please wirte to us. thanks.
and to celebrate the occasion, we have a photo of neil, so exstatic with joy, the unlucky dude, who didn't only broke his wrist in a complicated manner, but also err... pissed his pants?
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| Tuesday, May 09, 2006
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Why do you need to know the way there? Well click this link and it will tell you all about it:
Here is the link for the map with instructions from Liverpool street: And if you close up on the shit you can properly see the bumps, it's the square grey shit. Nice. You can just about see the bump - layout (or sort of) SLOBO - King of Online Research
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| Friday, May 05, 2006
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Seems like some mormons have been targeting our site. Might even be
the daughter of Sion, as far as I know. I once met God in a forest in Finland where my cousin and I were
brewing HB, aka pontikka, ie home made booze. He told me to go to
skate on the evening of Friday 5th of May, "i will send you a sign" he
said "there will be a ball of fire" he said. So now, when the sun is
out and the date is set, better do what the old man tells. And not
fuck about it. The Sleibnir decks are so fucking good! ss.
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In another web exclusive 243 Support, official sponsors of the UK summer, offers you THE SUMMER OF 2006 IT IS HERE! (Look out the window, fool, get your skateboard and we'll see YOU at Hackney Bumps!)
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| Wednesday, May 03, 2006
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Met this guy in India and promised him to forward his info SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT ARE NOT BEING TOLD BY SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO DO. In 1996 agents working for the British and American governments witnessed, participated in and recorded a sequence of events that were designed by God to give them absolute proof that God exists. Click on PRIORY DE SION on the navigation bar and go to THE LAST ULTIMATUM sub heading that pops up and click on that. Read the first section on that page . My job as another participant in those events was to be the mediator between God and them.
The whole thing occurred totally automatically, as all things really do, so it was not by my personal merit that it occurred. I had no idea that it was going to happen until it started in the spring of 1996. Prior to that time I had been what people call 'a seeker'. The proof that was supplied directly to the British and American governments had been set up in such a way that vital parts of it were received by them long before I was born. By the time it got into full swing in October 1996 the intelligence agencies had a better idea about the nature of the things that were about to happen than I did. Thank God! However, having said that, the actual events that occurred must have shocked them to the core even being, as they were, on the receiving end of it. My own part in it was almost unendurably shocking at times but given a retrospective choice in the matter I wouldn't have missed a bit of it, not that it was possible that I could. Perhaps one day you will hear the whole story or perhaps even greater things may occur in your own part in this story that make it unnecessary for you to gain understanding in a second hand way. I certainly hope so. The main point is that along with the tangible proof that they received they also received an ultimatum that offerred them an opportunity to do things in the right way to solve the world's problems before it is too late. They were also told to tell the world the truth about the things they have been hiding and that failure to comply with the voice of God's reason would result in global catastrophe. Instead of doing the sane and sensible thing they did the opposite and hid the whole thing from the people at the expense of the lives of some very well known figures who found out about it. At the time that I was used to deliver the ultimatum in October 1996 they were told that they had three and a half years to set a positive response in motion. As their response was a negative one I was led to my proof when their time was up to help me to break their secrecy. See - The Breaking of the Seventh Seal on the website. After the initial discovery of the existence of the secret Seven Seal code we were led to complete the master key that contains the anagram information lines that contain the timed links to recent catastrophe's that prove that they were preplanned to provide further warning 'hints' to the secretive government liar's who are still concealing the truth from the ordinary people of this dying world. The most recent synchronised code links are on the MAY 6TH website page. This information may help you to be wise when others will not be so fortunate. The names of the two towns OBAN and BOWEN may soon turn out to be extremely significant as those places, one in Scotland, the other in Australia may have to be used in a catastrophic way as a warning signal relating to a much greater event that will follow them. If that signal is used read links to The call to SION on the website along with the links to MAY 6TH 2006.
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Peace be with you!
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